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There’s a theme that all accountants are DULL DULL DULL.
Well we’re not (or maybe just a little!). Here's our top 3 jokes about accountants:
Why did the accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side.
What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own
A lady goes to see her doctor. After examining her, he says, "I'm terribly sorry to tell you this, but you only have six months to live." "Oh doctor, what should I do", she asks. The doctor says, "I advise you to marry an accountant.""Will that make me live longer?" she asks, hopefully. "No " says the doctor. "But it will seem longer."
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